ArmyBoy
I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS
APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN
I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED
SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHAand then nobody ever needed voice filters again
I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF
Well you do smell sulfur when demons come about.
fuck my spleen and punch me in the jaw that shit was unexpected.
(Source: wilwheaton)
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
(via danthemedicman)
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
(Source: shitshilarious, via danthemedicman)
(via danthemedicman)
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
(via danthemedicman)
(Source: askforbroadershoulders, via comabatbootsandzebraprint)
Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000
(Source: freecocaine, via comabatbootsandzebraprint)
GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE
- “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
- “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
- “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
- “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
- “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel”
(Source: empirestatebuilding, via comabatbootsandzebraprint)
(Source: attacktics, via thatislifeandwar)
(Source: babygirlminaj, via thatislifeandwar)

