death over dishonor

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

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Anonymous said: Holy smokes! You're extremely handsome!

Wow thanks anon. That’s actually surprising. I’ll have to take this compliment even though it may or may not be true

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

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sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.” So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959) Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.”
So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959)
Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

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taco-man-andre:

weallheartonedirection:

Life Goals


Further inspection of google maps indicates that cement blog is actually squarely located within the Finnish sector of that lake.Sorry tumblr.

taco-man-andre:

weallheartonedirection:

Life Goals

Further inspection of google maps indicates that cement blog is actually squarely located within the Finnish sector of that lake.
Sorry tumblr.